NFL Week 7 picks Broncos blow out Texans

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NFL Week 7 picks Broncos blow out Texans

Before we get started, I would like to congratulate on his recent engagement. If you mi sed it, all you mi sed was one of the most romantic moments in proposal history.I want a girl who looks at me like Odell looks at the kicking net Anthony Fate (@Rivyall) The proposal Randy Johnson Jersey was a complete surprise to everyone. I mean, did I think Odell was going to propose to a kicking net? No. But I'm not here to judge, I'm here to celebrate. If you've lost track of the whirlwind relationship that has taken America by storm the past few weeks, here's what has happened in Odell's world since Sunday's proposal. Hopefully Beckham didn't go broke paying for that London sightseeing tour because he's going to need money to pay the fine he's likely going to get hit with after being flagged for a celebration penalty against the on Sunday. If we've learned one thing about the NFL this season, it's that it hates fun and people who celebrate anything. Beckham and tight end were flagged for getting a little too crazy with their end zone celebrations in Week 6. I'm going to go ahead and let NFL VP of officiating Dean Blandino explain why they broke the rules and why it's illegal to have fun.Two plays from Sundays games involving demonstrations after TDs Dean Blandino (@DeanBlandino) Apparently, if you don't want to get hit with an exce sive celebration penalty after scoring a touchdown, you should go hang out with the cheerleaders. That's what receiver did, and I have to say, it doesn't look like there's any downside. Golden Tate celebrates with the cheerleaders Isaac (@WorldofIsaac) I'll say the next logical celebration would be combining what Tate and Odell did, but it looks like someone has already done that. Former receiver Chad Johnson celebrated a touchdown in 2005 by proposing to a cheerleader, which . The only way anyone's ever going to top that is if the move to Las Vegas and then a player celebrates a touchdown by getting married in a chapel at halftime. By the way, half the reason I'm rooting for a team to land in Vegas is so we can see ridiculous things go down every week. You want to elope before a Raiders game? Done. You want to go on a three-night bender and lose $10,000 before your favorite team plays in Vegas for the first time? Easy. You want to have four dozen strippers in your luxury box in case the game turns into a blowout? I'm Reggie Jackson Jersey not sure if the NFL will allow it, but I am pretty sure that's legal in Vegas. As you can see, there's obviously no downside to moving a team there. There's also no downside the weekly picks from each of our NFL writers here at CBSSports.com. This week, you'll want to click over and check out Will Brinson's picks because Brinson was basically printing money at his house in Week 6 with his picks against the spread. Because I don't want Brinson to get arrested for forgery, I should clarify that's he's not actually printing money at his house, he's making smart picks, and he went 9-4-2 against the spread in Week 6. He also went 11-4 straight-up. I would tell you how I did, but that's not how we do things here. You have to wait until you get to the bottom, so let's start heading there by getting to this week's picks. NFL Week 7 Picks (3-3) vs. (3-3) in London, 9:30 a.m. ET (NFL Network): In what surely will go down as the worst TV decision of 2016, someone decided to schedule the Rams for this game, which kicks off at 6:30 a.m. PT. If you've ever been to L.A., then you already know that no one in the city is going to be awake at that time on a Sunday morning. If you've never been to L.A., well, let me be the first to tell you that no one in the city is ever awake at that time on a Sunday morning, except for the 11 people who are up doing Pilates and/or Bikram yoga. I'm never one of those people. The early-morning situation is so dire that Rams fans already are receiving prayers from other fans. My prayers Drew Hutchison Jersey go out to the 40 fans in Los Angeles that have to watch their team at 6:30 AM on October 23rd Dylan Karsch (@ExGavalonnj) Of course, the people who really need prayers are the Rams players because their body clocks are going to feel like they just got hit in the face with a jackhammer. I traveled from California to London once and my body didn't recover for about nine weeks. That being said, the time change probably won't be as big of an i sue for the Rams because I'm sure they have better diet and sleeping habits than I do. They can also afford to do things like research every player's circadian rhythm. I didn't have that luxury. Whatever the Rams are doing, it seems to be working because no one looks sleepy in the video below. "God Ble s the Queen. God Ble s the Rams." players show off their best British accents | Los Angeles Rams (@RamsNFL) Anyway, I'll stop rambling now and actually talk about the game. The Rams defensive line is going to eat alive -- not literally, like , but NFL Network might want to rate this game TV-MA just to be safe. I'm not sure how the Rams are going to score, but I'm going to pick them anyway. Since this is two .500 teams, and Jeff Fisher is the ultimate .500 coach, it only makes sense to go with the Rams. The pick: Rams 20-17 over Giants. Minnesota (5-0) Greg Bird Jersey at Philadelphia (3-2), 1 p.m. ET (Fox): I would call this the Sam Bradford Revenge Game, but I don't think Bradford knows what revenge is because he's too nice of a guy. Also, he probably doesn't even want revenge. I mean, if someone gave you $11 million to do nothing as the did with Bradford this past offseason, you probably wouldn't want revenge, either. So I gue s we can just go ahead and throw the whole revenge angle out the window. At this point, if Bradford wants revenge on anyone, it's probably Fox, because it decided to photoshop his head onto 's body for a promo that ran Sunday, and let's just say 's head doesn't look good on Teddy Bridgewater's body.This looks like Sam Bradford's head photoshopped onto Teddy Bridgewater's body... Will Brinson (@WillBrinson) The good news here is that there shouldn't be any i sues with Bradford-related pictures during the Eagles game because the have offered to help Fox out.. Have your people contact our people. We'll get you a photo. Minnesota Vikings (@Vikings) The only thing worse than the Fox photoshop job is the way the Eagles have been playing lately, and a lot of that blame can be steered toward Bradford's replacement in Philly: . Usually it takes about 12 weeks before a first-year player hits the rookie wall, but don't tell Wentz, because I'm pretty sure he hit it after Week 3. Speaking of walls, Wentz is going to hit another wall this week: The metaphorical wall that is the Vikings defense. Minnesota is giving up a league-low 12.6 points per game. I would predict that the David Robertson Jersey Eagles are going to score 12.6 points exactly, but I don't think that's mathe
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